Really, really amazing. Thank you Joe Mande for the link.

yep.
for the next 9 days.
i’ll try my best to keep blogging.

but i gots to admit, it may be hard.
on account of the mad action i’m gonna get.
comedically+sexually.

you ladies know what i’m talking about.
it goes hand in hand.

wait what?
are you saying that when i try to get it on, it is embarrassingly funny?

you are?
okay, good.
just wanted to make sure you were speaking truth.

HAPPY JEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

From Politico’s story ‘Magic Negro’ flap might help Saltsman:

“Chip probably could have thought it through a bit more, but he was doing everyone a favor by giving us a gift,” [Alabama Republican Committeeman Paul Reynolds] said. “This is just people looking for something to make an issue of.”

It’s like that time when Reynolds gave his black friend a noose (as a gift). In his defense, the gift was for Kwanzaa so he’s totally not racist.

I love how the only Republicans that spoke out against this are two of Saltsman’s rivals also vying for the committee chair. And, according to one committee member, speaking out against it hurt their chances:

“Those are two guys who just eliminated themselves from this race for jumping all over Chip on this,” one committee member told Politico. “Mike Duncan is a nice guy, but he screwed up big time by pandering to the national press on this.”

The Republican party: We let you have your black president, now let us be racist.

I mean I know I always am interested in seeing how pronounced my nipples look under the shirts I buy, but I think I’m in the minority.

Found this via Baron Vaughn. Also featured on the Huff Post. Pretty crazy.

It’s probably a good sign when the person claiming that you are wrong will only bet you a penny…

So Chip Saltsman, a candidate for the RNC chairmanship, sent out this hilarious diddy to all of his fellow committee members as a Christmas gift, ensuring that the RNC will lose the minority vote for the remainder of time. Progressive white liberals are pretty awkward when it comes to race issues, but Republicans are just retarded. According to Rush Limbaugh, it’s the “funniest thing [people] have ever heard” - and when Rush Limbaugh recommends you some comedy, YOU KNOW IT’S HILARIOUS!

Saltsman defended his holiday cheer by saying “I think most people recognize political satire when they see it.” True, but really what exactly does that have to do with this song? Oh you’re saying that people will recognize this as funny? Yeah, you’re retarded.

Proving that Republicans haven’t learned from their past failures in trying to divide the country to win an election, Saltsman titled the CD “We Hate the USA.” Classic! Is it wrong that I’m more amused than angry by this stupid shit?

Video of the song:

CNN story here.

Here’s Rush Limbaugh defending himself:

written and recorded today [listen]

I hope you and yours are having a delightful holiday season. I shall be posting more blogs/videos/songs in the next couple of days so feel free to stop on by. Bored family = Creativity.

Love,
Elisha

I’m getting really tired of “nice” homophobic people. Fuck Rick Warren. Fuck Mike Huckabee. Is that all you have to do now to get away with hate speech? Say it with a smile on your face?

Do you think the guy that produces all of the “now that’s what i call music” albums was really bad at making mixtapes in high school? I feel like he kept trying to make them and everyone kept telling him how bad they were, and he was like “I’ll show you! One day I’m going to do this for a living!” And people were like “Really? Because I can’t imagine anyone ever buying a mixtape with a Wham! song on it.”

And now he’s a millionaire.

I can’t believe he’s been allowed to make 29 of these.