live jokes!

from the sidebar of thefrisky.com:

When I die, I can only hope they report
on the news with a similarly poor
combination of stories.

so good. marly and i are hosting. directions here

poster by alexander barrett

Premiered at the Feb 1st Your Girlfriend show at UCB (see pictures from the show below). We plan on uploading a new video every Monday, so keep an eye out. Special thanks to Amy Shimoshige for taking the photos!
Businessman and His Cool-Guy Friend

leave a youtube comment if ya want

visit his flickr page and tell him how good he is. it takes skill to make my face look that presentable.

yep.
for the next 9 days.
i’ll try my best to keep blogging.
but i gots to admit, it may be hard.
on account of the mad action i’m gonna get.
comedically+sexually.
you ladies know what i’m talking about.
it goes hand in hand.
wait what?
are you saying that when i try to get it on, it is embarrassingly funny?
you are?
okay, good.
just wanted […]

I can’t believe it. I worked so hard on it never expecting to be sold, let alone be made. I’m really proud of it. What do you think?

Guys, I’ve done it!

Wow, right? I know you are impressed. 6,370 results for little ol’ me on google. I was really proud of myself, until I searched for my internet competitors (i.e. every other possible search that I could think of).

Maybe “gaydar” … maybe “man raped by dolphin” … maybe even “man raped by donkey,” […]

The most embarrassing search results you get from searching “Elisha Yaffe” in Google:
In 3rd Place…

Apparently, you can still download “Cowz R People 2 (and they know Kung Foo)” an original comedy rap anthem I made with my comedy duo “Funny Guyz” when I was 15. Honestly, I wish I could tell you the premise went […]

Loyal readers,
My lifelong dream has finally been realized. I am how you make a baby. Or at least I’m the #1 source on finding out how you make a baby. My sitemeter tells me about referrals to my website. One of them was a Google Search for “What Happens to Make a Baby”.
Grammatical issues aside, […]