Have you ever wanted Jessica Alba to challenge you to a staring contest? Of course! (Am I right, fellas?) BUT WAIT…what if you weren’t in the same room as her - what if she was challenging you to a staring contest OVER THE INTERNET! Sounds retarded? Perhaps.
Here’s how it works: she stares at a computer […]

As many of us know, the Goo Goo Dolls are an untalented group of hack musicians from a little town called Buffalo. While Johnny Rzeznik is undoubtedly sexy with his sweeping bangs, tatoos, and dimpled chin, he is no John Lennon.
I don’t understand why anyone would like the Goo Goo Dolls. However, my good friend […]