I’m honored to be named a member of this year’s Heeb 100, a list of 100 up and coming Jews in all fields. That’s right - someone other than my grandma thinks I’m a Jew you should know. And unlike my grandma, they complemented me without making me feel guilty about not attending temple as […]

meet my first child, freddy mercury.

special thanks to my aunt lorel and aunt faith who provided me with a doggie hat and an unanswered question.

yep.
for the next 9 days.
i’ll try my best to keep blogging.
but i gots to admit, it may be hard.
on account of the mad action i’m gonna get.
comedically+sexually.
you ladies know what i’m talking about.
it goes hand in hand.
wait what?
are you saying that when i try to get it on, it is embarrassingly funny?
you are?
okay, good.
just wanted […]