This weekend I did a show called Secret Circus with my friend David Burdick in Boulder, Colorado. And let me tell you something, Boulder is different than Boston.
It has approximately 100,000 residents (the Boston metro has 5,819,100), including 26,000 students at the University of Colorado. Boston doesn’t even have a University of Colorado! Also, Boston […]

The United States agrees with Iran on one thing: queers are weird. Hey, even Axis of Evil countries can’t be all that evil. Iran introduced an initiative “to deny United Nations consultative status to organizations working to protect the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people.” And the United States has backed the […]

We’re living in the 21st century. When you are living in the century of imagineerination, you get to use history’s greatest inventions. Sometimes these inventions are so imagineerinating, it’s like we are living in the future…today! There is no greater example of this then HeadOn, the headache relief that you apply directly to your head! […]

The Bulls fan who had a confrontation with basketball player and scary black man Antonio Davis withdrew his threat to sue. From cnnsi.com:
[Michael] Axelrod and Kendra Davis exchanged words during Wednesday’s Bulls-Knicks game, and the trouble escalated from there. Another fan became involved, and Antonio Davis ran into the stands during a timeout in overtime. […]

He’s back…Osama tape #394as432d! And thank G-d! I needed my fear fix. It’s been too long! Stock up the duck tape and head for the bomb shelter cause this is gonna be bigger than the day after 9.11. Seriously. I know Bush is keeping it at level orange - but that’s just the administration playing […]

Yesterday, I was interviewed by CBS Morning News (and former MTV News) correspondent Serena Altschul. The piece won’t air until the summer because they are coming back for Emerson’s alumni weekend. I talked about Emerson’s American Comedy Archives as well as my own “career.” They also came to the Studio last night and filmed my […]

Well America, freedom lovers everywhere will really hate the taste of this. What is it? It’s the taste of the Hollywood elite’s gay penises being stuck in the mouths of mainstream G-d loving Americans.
Brokeback Mountain: 4 Golden Globes
Transamerica: 1 Golden Globe
Capote: 1 Golden Globe
Listen, if we are giving out awards for being gay then let’s […]

Yes, it may have won a few Golden Globes, but Brokeback Mountain was abruptly banned from the Megaplex 17 movie theater in Salt Lake City, Utah. They also pulled the transgender flick Transamerica from their coming attractions listings at the last minute.
The Megaplex 17 would not comment on their decision but did speak about their […]

Looks like the US has some mighty big problems on their hands. First Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pulls a Hutton Gibson and says that the Holocaust was made up by those money lovin’ genocide fabricatin’ Jews. Now he refuses to stop Iran’s plans to enrich some sweet, sweet uranium.
In his recent Guardian article Let’s make […]

The war based on intelligence that doesn’t exist now may cost up to 2.6 trillion dollars in money that we don’t have, according to new research done by a Nobel prize winning economist.
Many people shake their heads in disgust when hearing this new prediction, but I think the Bush administration is on to something here. […]