Archive for February, 2006

The Walsh Brothers are in the papes. The online papes! The NYC blog The Apiary interviewed Dave Walsh about their show tonight (Saturday February 18) at The P.I.T in NYC. Then they do HBO’s Aspen Comedy Festival.
They are awesome. Go see them before they get so big that they do shows through a high […]

Saddam is Angry

14Feb06

This guy Saddam is like really angry. Like all the time. The press keeps telling me this and it’s TRUE. The pictures don’t lie. Jeez, someone needs to give this guy a soothing cup of green tea.

He reminds me a lot of Hillary Clinton. Hillary and Saddam actually have a lot in common. Both are […]

Quailgate

14Feb06

HEY CHENEY! THE PRESS WON’T TAKE THIS SHIT, OKAY? ALL THE SECRECY (about quails)! LYING AND CHEATING (about quails)! THE COVER UPPING (about quails)!
Yes, the press finally grew some balls. They waited 5 years to pick the right fight with the current administration. The chosen fight has very little to do with an unjust war, […]

We knew the headline was coming:
<blockquote><strong>Cheney shoots man in hunt error</strong></blockquote>
This proves once again that the VP is the motha fuckin man. First, <a href=”http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html” target=”_blank”>he tells Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself</a>, then he shoots a dude. Tell me the last time a Democrat did that? Lots of politicians dress up in costumes and […]

Hey just so you know, we stopped one terrorist plot a long time ago. Take that civil rights advocates! You may be whinin’ about all of these “rights” that people “should have” but this proves once and for all that sometimes you need to give up a little freedom to have a little freedom you […]

If you haven’t heard, Chocolate Cake City, an Emerson College comedy troupe, is blowin’ up like Mariah Carey recently. They’ve been getting a lot of coverage - The Washington Post, Salon.com, defamer.com, The Boston Herald, and CNN - for their Brokeback Mountain parody Brokeback to the Future, which has garnered over 1 million views in […]

We will never forget.

Chavez Der Nazi

04Feb06

Rummy is on the attack. Not too happy with the fact that left leaning Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez isn’t rolling over and letting the United States rape their oil fields, he said:
[Chavez] a person who was elected legally – just as Adolf Hitler was elected legally
Now hold on. Chavez was elected legally like a lot […]

Mad Hater

04Feb06

So this guy Jacob Robida goes into a gay bar in New Bedford and shoots up the place:
Robida flashed identification, apparently fake, and ordered Captain Morgan rum on the rocks, according to the documents and witnesses. He asked the bartender if Puzzles was a gay bar. He asked another patron about gay bars in […]