Because, after all of our insults, they have invited us on tour. Mike Malinin may beat us up once we get there, but he invited us nonetheless.
This Saturday, November 25th. In Albany. Crazy.

UPDATE: The “Best Thing Ever” video now works again. I apologize for the inconvenience. All is right once more. Thanks to Jane for giving me the heads up!
I have decided to start a new segment on my page called The Best and the Worst Things Ever. Perhaps it will be done weekly, or when can […]

I don’t understand how google works. But I do know this: when you google “guys fuckin dolls” I come up on the first page. Let me make this clear: I have never fucked a doll, nor do not support guys fuckin dolls.
You may be asking, how do you know this Elisha? How do you know […]