As I mentioned in a previous post, my site counter allows me to view what search phrases are referring people to this webpage. Here’s how it works: when someone searches for something on the net and and then comes to this page, my site counter lets me know what they searched for to get here. […]

Today I met a nice drunk man on the street. He offered to sell me tickets to “Respect: A Musical Journey.” I declined. As he drunkenly stumbled away, I heard him saying “I’m going to find me a girl to sit in my lap. Yeeeah baby!”
The irony of this made me giggle, seeing as a […]

This is part of a thing I’ve decided to do on mah blog. When I’ve got an idea for a new comedy joke, I will post it here as a work-in-progress sort of thing. Then I’ll update the entry after performing the joke and let you know how it went. Or something. Yay new jokes!
Everyone […]

I think that when I become president, I’m going to make up a law banning “hornswkagling.” No one will know what hornswkagling is exactly, which will give me the power to arrest anyone for doing anything. Take that reasonable people who believe in limiting executive power!
Abortion ruling leaves physicians uncertain
Doctors don’t know exactly what will […]

Every time I perform with the comedy tour known as The Secret Circus, we start the show off with a duo stand up set. Here is one from our last show.

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I’m sure the families of the victims will love seeing this when they head to the front page of CNN.com.

An email I received today…
Hi guys!
Just when I thought I was having a bad day, I saw your skit about the Goo Goo Dolls on YouTube. My uncle was the original drummer in the Goo Goo Dolls, back when they were the Sex Maggots and until they hit it big […]

C is for cock block you fucking asshole!
By: Elisha Jonathan Robert Yaffe
Break ups suck. Even when it’s somewhat mutual, it’s still very complicated. My mom suggested that I imagine she is dating someone else. I’ve tried but it’s hard because with an active imagination, everyone’s a suspect.
So I decided to simply pretend she is dating […]

Shane Mauss has been doing Zebro’s shows since we started out in Boston. He was on hand to do the first Zebro show at the PIT, where he killed as usual with an amazing story about perfoming stand up on the Playboy channel while sex acts took place behind him.
And now his set from Conan […]