Because there is no way that it will be more entertaining than the advertisements for Spanish radio. There is no way that it can live up to what it promises: A fat Mexican man wearing a cowboy hat, riding a pig while waving a lasso over his head. Listening to the actual show would just […]

I head out of Barcade. It’s cold so I walk quickly down Western Ave., trying to get to my car as soon as possible and OH MY GOD SAD FISH!
As you can see in the picture (below) there was a whole bunch of sad fish in a window. You may not be able to tell […]

Alex Trebek has a heart attack!

Just watch.
“Rocket & Go” A Dan Talevski Original

He wants to “make like a rocket and go” cause it’s “departure time [he] ain’t looking back, [he’s] out to shine” so “push the pedal to the floor, [he’s] out of here”Are there pedals in rocket ships? I guess there must be if Dan Talevski is singing about […]

I’m beginning to decorate my new apartment with furnishings. The following is a old timey ad for the good ol’ US of A:
If lighting a flag on fire is frowned upon, shouldn’t it also be frowned upon to punch through a flag leaving a gaping hole in it?
I imagine that there must be a […]