This was the number one movie:

And this guy won Comedy Central’s Stand Up Showdown 2008:

There are so many things that are confusing about fitness expert Denise Austin’s Idaho Potatoes commercial.

First, she says that potatoes are healthy. They aren’t. I mean, they are good if you are in a famine. But so is anything that is edible. That’s all potatoes have going for them: Good in a famine. Like really, […]

That’s right. Comedy is in the Yaffe blood and here is your proof.
She was apparently trying to tell a joke about Bert and Ernie and ice cream. What she actually said was nothing but giggles.

The synopsis of the upcoming movie SHROOMS:
When five American college students arrive in Ireland to go on camping trip with their old college buddy Jake, they are in high spirits. Jake has promised them the ‘trip’ of a lifetime’ because he claims Ireland has the best magic mushrooms in the world. It sounded like it […]

I really hope not.
From Gawker Stalker, who spotted this at E 92nd St & Lexington Ave:
Jan 15th, 2008 @ 10pm
Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise and Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld dining together (along with their security detail) at Italian restaurant Sfoglia Trattoria on 92nd & Lexington. They lingered at the restaurant past it’s closing time possibly trying […]

From MSNBC:

Which is more taboo you say? The concept of racism or sexism? Hmm…well I’d have to say that rape is more taboo than both of them. Rape is like sooooo taboo, for real. It’s like more taboo than wearing white after labor day. Seriously, don’t rape anybody after labor day. Hmm…I guess rape is […]

I am completely sold. Sarah McLachlan AND sad puppies with one eye? Come on, if you don’t care than you have no soul.
I seriously just adopted 113 pets. We’re all in the living room right now listening to Adia.