Archive for February, 2008

Trying to appear somewhat patriotic, the Academy had US soldiers announce the winner of best short documentary. Turns out it was a documentary called Freeheld. Freeheld has the following synopsis:
Lieutenant Laurel Hester is dying. All she wants to do is leave her pension benefits to her life partner - Stacie, so Stacie can afford to […]

Michael Angelokas, good friend and maestro, started a band called Passion Pit. You should listen to them now. Seriously, right now. I’m serious.

You should head over to DailyKos to find out what is going on in this video. The Houston Chronicle also covered it.

You can also see it in English and it’s just as ridiculous. When they showed the feet shavings being dumped in the garbage, I puked in my mouth a little bit.

The Walsh Brothers and James Patterson put on the best show in town every Thursday at 9PM at the Improv on Melrose. I don’t always wear a dress, but they are always funny. Seriously go every week.

I love you mainstream media. I love you. Like I said before, they really should send a reporter onto the street and have him shout n-gger and c-nt to settle this once and for all.

Hey guys, here’s some crazy why is this happening news for you:
Today, more than 23,000 representatives of private industry are working quietly with the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. The members of this rapidly growing group, called InfraGard, receive secret warnings of terrorist threats before the public does—and, at least on one occasion, […]

Daddy!

08Feb08

You know that the Republican candidates are in trouble when they need a lame duck president hovering around a 30% approval rating to help their cause.
Look at how peaceful McCain looks. Peaceful or dead, I’m not quite sure which one.
Either way, you know McCain is in trouble when Fox News calls him a Democrat.

From the New York Times:
Where the masculine ideal of as recently as 2000 was a buff 6-footer with six-pack abs, the man of the moment is an urchin, a wraith or an underfed runt.
A underfed runt? I’m underfed and runt-ish. I’ve been called underfed and runt-ish by several people. Strangers have called me underfed and […]

Loyal readers,
My lifelong dream has finally been realized. I am how you make a baby. Or at least I’m the #1 source on finding out how you make a baby. My sitemeter tells me about referrals to my website. One of them was a Google Search for “What Happens to Make a Baby”.
Grammatical issues aside, […]