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Because their president Nicolas Sarkozy can have nude photos of his wife sold at an auction house, show up drunk to a G8 press conference — and it’s not controversial enough for him to be impeached (the nude wife thing is however stirring up controversy during Sarkozy’s trip to England, because the Brits are now […]

I saw it on PAX today. It really is impressive the lengths Hollywood will go to capitalize on the Air Bud market. Apparently the production company, Keystone Entertainment, specializes in slapstick animal comedies. I’m not joking. Go to their website for proof of this fact.
MXP: Most Extreme Primate

The best thing I have seen in a LONG time.
Ice-T on Acting
My favorite moment was when he talked about rejecting a backstory for his character in favor of being “Ice-T.” I also liked how he kind of admitted that his girlfriend threw his TV out of a window and lit his closet on fire.

This guy really doesn’t like offensive rebounds. If you are an offensive rebound, get the fuck out of his way.

Also, even though the website has good intentions, I still think it’s weird that some poor person got 20 grains of rice because I knew what gay meant.
And should poor people be punished because I didn’t know what chieftain meant? Like that’s not their fault. “Sorry Timmy, you aren’t getting any rice today because some […]