Have you ever wanted Jessica Alba to challenge you to a staring contest? Of course! (Am I right, fellas?) BUT WAIT…what if you weren’t in the same room as her - what if she was challenging you to a staring contest OVER THE INTERNET! Sounds retarded? Perhaps.
Here’s how it works: she stares at a computer […]

Okay, right now this has 14,176 views. My bets are on it reaching one million within the month. Simply wonderful. It’s one of those examples of someone acting as crazy off camera as you KNEW they would. Just watch it now. Please.

UPDATE: The original clip was already up to half a million hits after being […]

Via Google News…

2,381 news articles about Jenna Bush’s marriage. And…

97 news articles about a Guantanamo Bay trial.
(I hate the news media)

To have the first major motion picture about a black super hero also be the first major motion picture about a drunk and lazy, homeless superhero.