So the tourism board in Australia has poured 26 million dollars into Baz Luhrmann’s new epic movie “Australia.” They hoped it would be Australia’s Lord of the Rings. Only problem is the movie sucked and, because the movie is actually named after the country itself, all of the reviews just sound like people hate Australia. […]

I can’t believe it. I worked so hard on it never expecting to be sold, let alone be made. I’m really proud of it. What do you think?

I’m always entertained by how my parents react to new technology. First it’s disbelief about the product (You can do that? Really?). Then it’s disbelief about how easy it is to use the product (So all I have to do is press this button? Get out of here!) Then it’s giddy laughter. Lots and […]

Larry Summers’ looks like either A) His dog just died or B) His dog just died because he killed it.

Timothy Geithner looks like he’s never had sex before and he’s about to and he’s very nervous about it.

Okay, Melody Barnes doesn’t look scared. But she does look a little retarded. I’m not alone in this […]

They either are targeting the wrong guy or are depressingly correct. Guess which is which (answers below).
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A. Wrong B. Depressing C. Wrong D. Maybe I should/Age is but a number? E. Depressing F. Depressing…JUST KIDDING! WRONG, definitely WRONG! G. Wrong H. VERY Depressing

Barack Obama’s new fireside iChats have been generating serious blog heat. It’s exciting to see a future president utilizing the interweb to connect with a new generation of citizens. However, I think his office sets could use some work.
Take 1:

His first attempt was framed really oddly.
Take 2:

His second attempt was framed better and had famed […]

Guys, I’ve done it!

Wow, right? I know you are impressed. 6,370 results for little ol’ me on google. I was really proud of myself, until I searched for my internet competitors (i.e. every other possible search that I could think of).

Maybe “gaydar” … maybe “man raped by dolphin” … maybe even “man raped by donkey,” […]