live jokes!

from the sidebar of thefrisky.com:

When I die, I can only hope they report
on the news with a similarly poor
combination of stories.

if they do, they should shut it down immediately. they’re not even trying.

What, do you have something better to do? I sure don’t. Wish him luck, people.

This is a good way to start the day with a smile on your face.

The evidence couldn’t be more clear:

INT. DAEWOO BOARDROOM - DAY
The year is 1967 which means that, according to Wikipedia, Daewoo is now a thing. Lights up on a boardroom.
Awkward pause.
EMPLOYEE #1
Um…correct me if I’m wrong here but…I think our logo is just a dude getting a wedgie.
A beat.
EMPLOYEE #2
You’re not wrong at all. However […]

Obama may have made it cool to be a nerd, but apparently you still can’t be a dweeb if you want to be president.

In all honesty, I’m cool with that.

My good friends Dave and Marisa write one of my favorite blogs: Dealbreaker. They let me post one today! It’s all about facebook pokes. Read it here.
Dave and Marissa are also guest bloggers on FunnyorDie.com this week, an accomplishment that is well deserved if you ask me. So check that out too.

When a complimentary dog magazine is putting him on the cover, you know this has gone too far.

via thewb.com:
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Downers Grove is premiering soon on TheWB.com, and Mookie, Dave, Justin and I were asked to join Eric the Trainer for a visit to the tanning […]