jessica alba creeps everyone out
Have you ever wanted Jessica Alba to challenge you to a staring contest? Of course! (Am I right, fellas?) BUT WAIT…what if you weren’t in the same room as her - what if she was challenging you to a staring contest OVER THE INTERNET! Sounds retarded? Perhaps.
Here’s how it works: she stares at a computer and video tapes herself for several minutes without blinking her eyes once. Then you watch it and feel weird about it.
The new website ibeatyou.com is for competitive people who like to take part in wacky challenges like “who has the funniest OH face?” but don’t like wacky challenges like “who can exercise.” You may ask yourself “Why is this a thing?”
Here’s my take: Communication is the bridge that connects different peoples. ibeatyou.com is just another way we can change the world by connecting to one another. A contest for who has the “funniest OH face” may be insanely stupid upon first glance, but look a little deeper you’ve got yourself an opportunity to bring peace to an increasingly volatile world. We may differ in our beliefs about religion and politics, but the we can agree on how fucking funny an OH face is.
Humanity lost this staring contest.
Currently #2 in the Oh Face competition. I don’t think this guy understands what an OH face is.
Oh Face Remix




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