From the main theme of The Wrestler:

Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his way down the street?

That’s an oddly specific question, Bruce.

If you’ve ever seen a one-legged dog then you’ve seen me

Oh, I see what you’re getting at Bruce. That was a fairly round about way of getting there.

Have you ever seen toothless chipmunk? He ain’t got no teeth

Well, obviously Bruce. Obviously he has no teeth.

Have you ever seen toothless chipmunk? Then you’ve seen me

First of all, I haven’t seen a toothless chipmunk. Second of all, if I did, it wouldn’t mean that I saw you. It would mean that I saw a toothless chipmunk.

Have you ever seen a hairless poodle? Trying catch a breeze

You’re a really weird dude, Bruce.

Have you ever seen a hairless poodle? Then you’ve seen me

Is this a sexual thing? I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.

Have you ever seen a recently raped giraffe? Trying to get up on its feet

So it is a sexual thing. And a f-ed up one at that. Not cool, Bruce.

Have you ever seen a recently raped giraffe? Then you’ve seen me

Are you trying to say that you were raped or that you raped a giraffe? Your analogies are both confusing and disturbing.